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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st January 2021

Dilbert//11584, first published five years ago on Friday 1st January 2021

Cock Fights


Tags

business, business ethics, audit, disturbing, results, sales, department, cockfight, invitation, rooster


Official transcript

dogbert: my audit of your company has uncovered many disturbing things. for example, did you know that the sales department holds cockfights on the third floor every tuesday?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY AUDIT OF YOUR COMPANY HAS UNCOVERED MANY DISTURBING THINGS.

YOU KNOW PHE SALES DEPARTMENT HOLDS COCKFIGHTS ON THE THIRD FLOOR EVERY TUESDAY?

WHY HAVE I NEVER BEEN INVITED?

YOU'RE NOT A ROOSTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Not a Rooster"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, with one expressing concern about their company's audit and the other responding with a humorous remark. The first panel shows the coworker mentioning the audit, while the second panel reveals that the sales department holds cockfights on the third floor every Tuesday. The third panel depicts the coworker asking why they were never invited, to which the other responds, "You're not a rooster." This lighthearted exchange pokes fun at the idea of being left out of social events and the absurdity of the situation.

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