Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th January 2021

Dilbert//11588, first published five years ago on Tuesday 5th January 2021

Dna Says Wally Will Steal

Tags

business, psychology, dna, steal, office supplies, junk, science, experts, listen

Official transcript

Catbert: wally, according to your dna, the odds of you stealing office supplies later this week are nearly 100%.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, ACCORDING TO YOUR DNA, THE ODDS OF YOU STEALING OFFICE SUPPLIES LATER THIS WEEK ARE NEARLY 100%.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE JUNK SCIENCE.

HE REFUSES TO LISTEN TO EXPERTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Junk Science"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 'Dilbert', features Wally, a character who claims that the odds of office supplies being stolen are nearly 100% because of "junk science." The conversation is humorous and satirical, highlighting the absurdity of Wally's reasoning. The strip pokes fun at the idea that some people may use pseudoscience to justify their beliefs or actions, and the humor comes from the unexpected twist on a common workplace scenario. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted commentary on the quirks of human behavior and the power of perception.

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