Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th January 2021

Dilbert//11588, first published five years ago on Tuesday 5th January 2021

Dna Says Wally Will Steal

Tags

business, psychology, dna, steal, office supplies, junk, science, experts, listen

Official transcript

Catbert: wally, according to your dna, the odds of you stealing office supplies later this week are nearly 100%.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, ACCORDING TO YOUR DNA, THE ODDS OF YOU STEALING OFFICE SUPPLIES LATER THIS WEEK ARE NEARLY 100%.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE JUNK SCIENCE.

HE REFUSES TO LISTEN TO EXPERTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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