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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th January 2021

Dilbert//11587, first published five years ago on Monday 4th January 2021

Loser Dna


Tags

business, performance, review, dna, lying, test, impossible


Official transcript

catbird: from now on, your performance reviews will be based on your dna alone. your boss can't tell when you are lying about you accomplishments, but a simple test can tell me if you have loser dna.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEWS WILL BE BASED ON YOUR DNA ALONE.

YOUR BOSS CAN'T TELL WHEN YOU ARE LYING ABOUT YOUR ACCOMP LISHMENTS, BUT A SIMPLE TEST CAN TELL ME IF YOU HAVE LOSER DNA.

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT IS POSSIBLE.

THAT RESPONSE IS HOW I KNOW YOU HAVE IT.

YOUR TEST IS DONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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