Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th January 2021

Dilbert//11587, first published five years ago on Monday 4th January 2021

Loser Dna

Tags

business, performance, review, dna, lying, test, impossible

Official transcript

catbird: from now on, your performance reviews will be based on your dna alone. your boss can't tell when you are lying about you accomplishments, but a simple test can tell me if you have loser dna.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEWS WILL BE BASED ON YOUR DNA ALONE.

YOUR BOSS CAN'T TELL WHEN YOU ARE LYING ABOUT YOUR ACCOMP LISHMENTS, BUT A SIMPLE TEST CAN TELL ME IF YOU HAVE LOSER DNA.

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT IS POSSIBLE.

THAT RESPONSE IS HOW I KNOW YOU HAVE IT.

YOUR TEST IS DONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Lying About Accomplishments"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. The conversation revolves around performance reviews and the potential for DNA testing to detect dishonesty.

• Dilbert's Statement: Dilbert informs Wally that his performance reviews will be based on his DNA alone.
• Wally's Response: Wally is skeptical, stating that he doesn't believe it's possible to determine his accomplishments through DNA testing.
• Dilbert's Rebuttal: Dilbert responds by saying that a simple test can reveal if Wally has loser DNA, implying that the test can detect dishonesty.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of using DNA testing to evaluate an employee's performance and the potential for dishonesty in the workplace.

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