Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th January 2021

Dilbert//11592, first published five years ago on Saturday 9th January 2021

Bribe One Judge

Tags

business, business ethics, consumer, lawsuit, assignment, judge, bribe, lawyer, insult

Official transcript

dogbert to boss: you have over seven hundred consumer lawsuits filed against you. if i can get them all assigned to the same judge, you only have to bribe one person.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVE OVER SEVEN HUNDRED CONSUMER LAWSUITS FILED AGAINST YOU.

IF I CAN GET THEM ALL ASSIGNED TO THE SAME JUDGE, YOU ONLY HAVE TO BRIBE ONE PERSON.

ARE YOU EVEN A LAWYER?

HEAVENS, NO, AND I DIDNT COME HERE TO BE INSULTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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