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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th January 2021

Dilbert//11595, first published five years ago on Tuesday 12th January 2021

The Moron Option


Tags

business, technology, corporate rule, vendor, accounts receivable, 30 days, pay, payment, exception, moron


Official transcript

dilbert: our corporate rule is that we won't do business with any vendor who does not give us at least 30 days to pay.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR CORPORATE RULE IS THAT WE WONT DO BUSINESS WITH ANY VENDOR WHO DOES NOT GIVE US AT LEAST 30 DAYS TO PAY.

BUT WE CAN GET THE SAME PRODUCT FOR HALF THE PRICE IF WE GO WITH THE VENDOR WHO WANTS PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY.

SHOULD WE MAKE AN OBVIOUS EXCEPTION HERE OR BE MORONS?

I THINK YOU'RE UNDERVALUING THE MORON OPTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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