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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th January 2021

Dilbert//11596, first published five years ago on Wednesday 13th January 2021

Make Or Break Project


Tags

business, technology, project, career, performance, budget


Official transcript

boss: dilbert, i'm putting you in charge of a project that will make or break your career. this is the big one. the rest of your life will depend on how you perform on this project.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, I'M PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF A PROJECT THAT WILL MAKE OR BREAK YOUR CAREER.

THIS IS THE BIG ONE. THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WILL DEPEND ON HOW YOU PERFORM ON THIS PROJECT.

WHAT'S MY BUDGET?

NO BUDGET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "No Budget"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a popular character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life.
  • The strip begins with Dilbert being tasked by his boss to manage a project that will either make or break his career.
  • Dilbert is initially enthusiastic but quickly realizes the project's scope and asks about the budget.
  • His boss responds with a dismissive "No budget," leaving Dilbert frustrated and concerned about the project's feasibility.
  • The strip ends with Dilbert's sarcastic remark, "What's my budget?" and his boss's nonchalant response, "No budget."

Key Themes:

  • The comic strip highlights the challenges of managing projects with limited resources.
  • It also touches on the theme of office politics and the often-absurd nature of corporate decision-making.

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