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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th January 2021

Dilbert//11599, first published five years ago on Saturday 16th January 2021

I'm A Loseer


Tags

business, idea, office workers, ridiculous, problem, loser, win, lose, feeling


Official transcript

colleague: your idea is ridiculous and it will never work! oh, wait... i just realized the real problem here is that i'm a loser who doesn't want anyone else to win.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR IDEA IS RIDICULOUS AND IT WILL NEVER WORK!

OH, WAIT.

I JUST REALIZED THE REAL PROBLEM HERE IS THAT I'M A LOSER WHO DOESN'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO WIN.

THAT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE OFTEN OKAY, THE FEELING PASSED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Loser"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two men, with the first man expressing frustration at the idea not working. The second man, seemingly oblivious, responds with a non-sequitur about being a loser who doesn't want anyone else to win. The first man is left confused, while the second man remains unaware of his own absurdity. The exchange highlights the absurdity of the situation and the second man's lack of self-awareness.

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