Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th January 2021

Dilbert//11599, first published five years ago on Saturday 16th January 2021

I'm A Loseer

Tags

business, idea, office workers, ridiculous, problem, loser, win, lose, feeling

Official transcript

colleague: your idea is ridiculous and it will never work! oh, wait... i just realized the real problem here is that i'm a loser who doesn't want anyone else to win.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR IDEA IS RIDICULOUS AND IT WILL NEVER WORK!

OH, WAIT.

I JUST REALIZED THE REAL PROBLEM HERE IS THAT I'M A LOSER WHO DOESN'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO WIN.

THAT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE OFTEN OKAY, THE FEELING PASSED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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