Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th January 2021

Dilbert//11600, first published five years ago on Sunday 17th January 2021

Vaccine

Tags

business, business ethics, covid-19, sarcasm, vaccine, pharma, company, target, safety, efficacy

Official transcript

boss: i'm happy to announce that our company has produced a vaccine for covid-19.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT OUR COMPANY HAS PRODUCED A VACCINE FOR COVID-19.

HOW DID WE DO THAT? WE'RE NOT EVEN A PHARMA COMPANY.

IM NOT GOING TO LIE: WE HAD TO CUT SOME CORNERS TO GET IT DONE.

SUCH AS. ..

WELL, FOR EXAMPLE...

WE COULDN'T MEET EVERY SINGLE TARGET WE HOPED TO ACHIEVE.

HOW MANY TARGETS DID WE MISS?

ONLY TWO THINGS.

SAFETY AND EFFICACY?

OKAY, FOUR THINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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