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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th January 2021

Dilbert//11602, first published five years ago on Tuesday 19th January 2021

Boss Traveling Through Hot Spots


Tags

airlines, business, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, booking, flight, airline, coronavirus, die, promotion, greedy, demise, reward


Official transcript

boss: it seems you are booking all of my connecting flights in coronavirus hot spots. you do realize that if i die, you don't get promoted to my job, right?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT SEEMS YOU ARE BOOKING ALL OF MY CONNECTING FLIGHTS IN CORONAVIRUS HOT SPOTS.

YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF I DIE, YOU DON'T GET PROMOTED TO MY JOB, RIGHT?

IM NOT GREEDY.

YOUR DEMISE WOULD BE REWARD ENOUGH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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