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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th January 2021

Dilbert//11602, first published five years ago on Tuesday 19th January 2021

Boss Traveling Through Hot Spots


Tags

airlines, business, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, booking, flight, airline, coronavirus, die, promotion, greedy, demise, reward


Official transcript

boss: it seems you are booking all of my connecting flights in coronavirus hot spots. you do realize that if i die, you don't get promoted to my job, right?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT SEEMS YOU ARE BOOKING ALL OF MY CONNECTING FLIGHTS IN CORONAVIRUS HOT SPOTS.

YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF I DIE, YOU DON'T GET PROMOTED TO MY JOB, RIGHT?

IM NOT GREEDY.

YOUR DEMISE WOULD BE REWARD ENOUGH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Death and Taxes"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a man and his boss. The man informs his boss that he is booking all of his connecting flights in coronavirus hotspots, implying that he is taking risks that could potentially lead to his death. The boss responds by saying that if the man dies, he won't get promoted to his job, right? The man retorts that he is not greedy and that his demise would be reward enough. The conversation highlights the absurdity of the situation and the man's willingness to take risks for personal gain.

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