Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th January 2021

Dilbert//11603, first published five years ago on Wednesday 20th January 2021

Still Get Paid

Tags

office workers, colleagues, unreliable, false, true, paid, process, believe, sarcasm

Official transcript

tina: i've been keeping a running list, and it seems that 100% of the things you told me this year have been false.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN KEEPING A RUNNING LIST, AND IT SEEMS THAT 100% OF THE THINGS YOU TOLD ME THIS YEAR HAVE BEEN FALSE.

AND WE BOTH GOT PAID, SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

.. DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS THAT.

I'D TELL YOU, BUT APPARENTLY YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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