Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th January 2021

Dilbert//11608, first published five years ago on Monday 25th January 2021

Customers Are Dead People

Tags

business, business ethics, customer, lists, dead, alive, lie, activist, sarcasm

Official transcript

dilbert: activists are accusing us of padding our customer list with the names of dead people.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACTIVISTS ARE ACCUSING US OF PADDING OUR CUSTOMER LIST WITH THE NAMES OF DEAD PEOPLE.

THAT'S A LIE.

THOSE CUSTOMERS WERE ALIVE WHEN THEY BOUGHT OUR PRODUCTS.

DID THEY DIE WHILE USING THEM?

LET'S HOPE THE ACTIVISTS DON'T ASK THAT QUESTION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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