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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th January 2021

Dilbert//11611, first published five years ago on Thursday 28th January 2021

Ted The First Gay And Disabled Person


Tags

business ethics, managers & supervisors, business, disabled, token, gay, homosexual, celebrate, employment


Official transcript

boss: ted, the company wants to celebrate you as the first disabled gay person to hold this job.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TED, THE COMPANY WANTS TO CELEBRATE YOU AS THE FIRST DISABLED GAY PERSON TO HOLD THIS JOB.

BUT... I'M NEITHER GAY NOR DISABLED.

THE CELEBRATION IS NEXT WEEK, SO YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO FIX THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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