Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th January 2021

Dilbert//11612, first published five years ago on Friday 29th January 2021

Alice Needs A Snack

Tags

decision, managers & supervisors, meeting, break, hungry, snack

Official transcript

alice: i'm too hungry to make good decisions. i need a break so i can eat a snack.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM TOO HUNGRY TO MAKE GOOD DECISIONS. I NEED A BREAK SO I CAN EAT A SNACK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR DECISIONS ARE BAD?

I'M STARTING TO AGREE WITH YOU.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

EXACTLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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