Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st January 2021

Dilbert//11614, first published five years ago on Sunday 31st January 2021

Lazy People Are Efficient

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, technology, efficient, projects, lazy, assignments, useful

Official transcript

wally: they say the laziest employees are the best because they know how to be efficient. i don't think i get enough credit for all of my efficiency.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY SAY THE LAZIEST EMPLOYEES ARE THE BEST BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW TO BE EFFICIENT.

I DON'T THINK I GET ENOUGH CREDIT FOR ALL OF MY EFFICIENCY.

EFFICIENCY ONLY MATTERS IF YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING USEFUL.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GIVES ME MY ASSIGNMENTS.

I DON'T ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO LAZY.

ARE THE USEFUL PROJECTS GENERALLY HARDER THAN THE USELESS ONES?

YES THEN I'D SAY THE SYSTEM IS WORKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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