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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th January 2021

Dilbert//11613, first published five years ago on Saturday 30th January 2021

Dogbert The Bitcoin Billionaire


Tags

business, pandemic, billionaire, covert, plan, rule, planet, progress, sarcasm


Official transcript

dilbert: this pandemic has been hard for all of us.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THIS PANDEMIC HAS BEEN HARD FOR ALL OF US.

NOT ME. I BECAME A BITCOIN BILLIONAIRE AND MADE PROGRESS ON MY COVERT PLAN OF RULING OVER THE PLANET.

WHY AM I JUST HEARING OF THIS?

BECAUSE I'M GOOD AT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Bitcoin Billionaire's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on corporate life, sitting at a table with a cup of coffee. The conversation revolves around his decision to become a Bitcoin billionaire and the challenges that come with it.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert: "This pandemic has been hard for all of us."
  • Pointy-Haired Boss: "Not me. I became a Bitcoin billionaire and made progress on my covert plan of ruling over the planet."

Panel 2:

  • Dilbert: "Why am I just hearing of this?"
  • Pointy-Haired Boss: "Because I'm good at it."

Panel 3:

  • Dilbert: "Not me. I became a Bitcoin billionaire and made progress on my covert plan of ruling over the planet."
  • Pointy-Haired Boss: "Why am I just hearing of this?"
  • Dilbert: "Because I'm good at it."

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of becoming wealthy through cryptocurrency and the challenges of keeping one's plans secret. It highlights the absurdity of Dilbert's situation and the humor in Pointy-Haired Boss's nonchalant attitude towards his success.

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