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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th February 2021

Dilbert//11624, first published five years ago on Wednesday 10th February 2021

Virus From Where


Tags

business, health & safety, office workers, virus, beard, fuzzy, hat, country, release, luxembourg, elbonian


Official transcript

dilbert: there's a new virus that kills everyone who doesn't have a beard and a tall, fuzzy hat.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THERE'S A NEW VIRUS THAT KILLS EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A BEARD AND A TALL, FUZZY HAT.

WHAT COUNTRY WOULD RELEASE A VIRUS LIKE THAT?

I'M HEARING BAD THINGS ABOUT LUXEMBOURG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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