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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th February 2021

Dilbert//11625, first published five years ago on Thursday 11th February 2021

Elbonian Virus


Tags

business, health & safety, office workers, pandemic, elbonian, virus, kill, beards, fuzzy, hat, made


Official transcript

dilbert: the elbonian virus has reached pandemic proportions.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE ELBONIAN VIRUS HAS REACHED PANDEMIC PROPORTIONS.

JUST BECAUSE A VIRUS DOESNT KILL PEOPLE WITH BEARDS AND TALL, FUZZY HATS, THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS MADE IN ELBONIA.

WAS IT MADE IN ELBONIA?

YES, BUT I THINK MY POINT STILL STANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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