Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th February 2021

Dilbert//11626, first published five years ago on Friday 12th February 2021

Gaming The System

Tags

business, decision, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, technology, wrong, believe, system, project

Official transcript

boss: ted says you are making all the wrong technology decisions on your project.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED SAYS YOU ARE MAKING ALL THE WRONG TECHNOLOGY DECISIONS ON YOUR PROJECT.

WHY DO YOU BELIEVE HIM?

BECAUSE HE'S THE LAST PERSON I TALKED TO.

BUT NOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.

STOP TRYING TO GAME THE SYSTEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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