Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th February 2021

Dilbert//11628, first published five years ago on Sunday 14th February 2021

Industry Trends

Tags

business, technology, industry, trend, luck, act, fast, change, increase, profits, advantage, future, bogus, training, program, company

Official transcript

in board room.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

INDUSTRY TRENDS JUST TURNED OUR WAY BY TOTAL LUCK.

WE HAVE TO ACT FAST!

I NEED TO IMPLEMENT SOME KIND OF CHANGE 50 IT LOOKS AS IF I CAUSED THE INCREASE IN PROFITS THAT WILL HAPPEN ANYWAY.

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS?

NO, BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY PERFECTLY SITUATED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE TREND THAT DOESN'T HELP ME!

I CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR OUR FUTURE PROFITS UNLESS I DO SOMETHING I CAN SAY MADE A DIFFERENCE.

MAYBE YOU COULD IMPLEMENT SOME SORT OF BOGUS COMPANY CULTURE TRAINING PROGRAM.

ONE WEEK LATER IT'S IMPORTANT TO REALIZE YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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