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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th February 2021

Dilbert//11629, first published five years ago on Monday 15th February 2021

Internal Audit


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, technology, audit, accounting, internal, shoo, great, job


Official transcript

auditor: i'll be performing an internal audit of your department.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ILL BE PERFORMING AN INTERNAL AUDIT OF YOUR DEPARTMENT.

THERE ARE NO AUDIT PROBLEMS HERE BECAUSE I WON'T LET YOU LOOK FOR THEM. SHOO!

THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. CAN YOU TELL MY BOSS I DID A GREAT JOB?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "No Audit Problems Here"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee. The boss, who is also the internal auditor, is confident that there are no audit problems in the department. However, the employee, who is aware of the boss's poor performance, expresses concerns about the audit. The boss responds by asking the employee to tell their boss how well they did their job, implying that the employee should not report any issues.

Key Points:

  • The boss is overconfident in their ability to perform an audit.
  • The employee is aware of the boss's poor performance and is hesitant to report any issues.
  • The boss asks the employee to praise them instead of reporting any problems.

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