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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th February 2021

Dilbert//11629, first published five years ago on Monday 15th February 2021

Internal Audit


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, technology, audit, accounting, internal, shoo, great, job


Official transcript

auditor: i'll be performing an internal audit of your department.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ILL BE PERFORMING AN INTERNAL AUDIT OF YOUR DEPARTMENT.

THERE ARE NO AUDIT PROBLEMS HERE BECAUSE I WON'T LET YOU LOOK FOR THEM. SHOO!

THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. CAN YOU TELL MY BOSS I DID A GREAT JOB?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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