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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th February 2021

Dilbert//11632, first published five years ago on Thursday 18th February 2021

Dogbert Gets Greenland


Tags

stock market, business, technology, stock, greenland, sale, mercenary, army, apple, bitcoin


Official transcript

dilbert: wow. my apple stock just went up 1.5%.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WOW. MY APPLE STOCK JUST WENT UP 1.5%.

I SOLD ALL OF MY BITCOIN TO ACQUIRE GREENLAND.

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS FOR SALE.

IT WASN'T, BUT LUCKILY A MERCENARY ARMY WAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Apple Stock and Bitcoin"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, Dilbert and Wally, at their desks. The conversation revolves around Apple stock and Bitcoin.

  • Dilbert: "Wow, my Apple stock just went up 1.5%."
  • Wally: "I sold all of my Bitcoin to acquire Greenland."
  • Dilbert: "I didn't know it was for sale."
  • Wally: "It wasn't, but luckily a mercenary army was."

The comic strip humorously highlights the unpredictable nature of financial markets and the absurdity of Wally's decision to sell his Bitcoin to acquire Greenland.

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