Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th February 2021

Dilbert//11632, first published five years ago on Thursday 18th February 2021

Dogbert Gets Greenland

Tags

stock market, business, technology, stock, greenland, sale, mercenary, army, apple, bitcoin

Official transcript

dilbert: wow. my apple stock just went up 1.5%.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOW. MY APPLE STOCK JUST WENT UP 1.5%.

I SOLD ALL OF MY BITCOIN TO ACQUIRE GREENLAND.

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS FOR SALE.

IT WASN'T, BUT LUCKILY A MERCENARY ARMY WAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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