Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th February 2021

Dilbert//11633, first published five years ago on Friday 19th February 2021

Wally's Best Idea

Tags

managers & supervisors, business, lack, accomplishments, best, idea, career, interruption, finish, sarcasm

Official transcript

boss: wally, do you have a minute to talk about your total lack of accomplishments?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR TOTAL LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS?

GAAA!!! I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA OF MY CAREER, AND YOUR INTERRUPTION MADE ME FORGET IT!

BUT NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS UNTIL NOW?

I'M A STRONG FINISHER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Accomplishments"

Summary:

• Wally asks Dilbert about his accomplishments.
• Dilbert responds that he has no accomplishments but is a strong finisher.
• The conversation highlights the importance of completing tasks, even if they don't yield immediate results.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that people are judged based on their accomplishments rather than their effort.

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