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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th February 2021

Dilbert//11633, first published five years ago on Friday 19th February 2021

Wally's Best Idea


Tags

managers & supervisors, business, lack, accomplishments, best, idea, career, interruption, finish, sarcasm


Official transcript

boss: wally, do you have a minute to talk about your total lack of accomplishments?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR TOTAL LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS?

GAAA!!! I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA OF MY CAREER, AND YOUR INTERRUPTION MADE ME FORGET IT!

BUT NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS UNTIL NOW?

I'M A STRONG FINISHER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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