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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd March 2021

Dilbert//11644, first published five years ago on Tuesday 2nd March 2021

Talking To Wally


Tags

mental health, office workers, health, alone time, listen, crazy, hate, talking, fake, empathy, business, coffee


Official transcript

dilbert: dogbert doesn't believe me when i tell him i need more alone time for my mental health.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT DOESN'T BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL HIM I NEED MORE ALONE TIME FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH.

WHY WOULD HE LISTEN TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY CRAZY?

I HATE TALKING TO YOU.

SHOULD I FAKE MORE EMPATHY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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