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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd March 2021

Dilbert//11645, first published five years ago on Wednesday 3rd March 2021

Remote Workforce


Tags

business, lose, market share, remote, workforce, employees, micro management, shoulders, minute, coffee, company, baffle


Official transcript

boss: we're losing market share to a company that has a remote workforce.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WERE LOSING MARKET SHARE TO A COMPANY THAT HAS A REMOTE WORKFORCE.

HOW CAN THEY BE DOING SO WELL WHEN THE EMPLOYEES DON'T HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU LOOKING OVER THEIR SHOULDERS EVER Y MINUTE?

I KNOW.

IT'S BAFFLING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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