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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th March 2021

Dilbert//11646, first published five years ago on Thursday 4th March 2021

Not The Smartest


Tags

business, engineers, smart, iterate, technology, leadership, incompetence, excellence, sarcasm


Official transcript

boss: we might not have the smartest engineers, but we can iterate faster than anyone.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE MIGHT NOT HAVE THE SMARTEST ENGINEERS, BUT WE CAN ITERATE FASTER THAN ANYONE.

ACTUALLY, WE DO HAVE THE SMARTEST ENGINEERS, BUT YOUR LEADERSHIP INCOMPETENCE CANCELS OUT OUR EXCELLENCE.

AND I'LL BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "ITERATE" MEANS.

I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD MATTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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