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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th March 2021

Dilbert//11651, first published five years ago on Tuesday 9th March 2021

Garbled Audio


Tags

technology, business, video conference, audio, garbled, gerbil, laptop, miscommunication, zoom, solve, problems, endangered, coffee


Official transcript

dilbert in front of laptop on video conference: our audio is garbled. i can't hear what you are saying.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR AUDIO IS GARBLED. I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A GERBIL. I SAID OUR AUDIO IS GARBLED.

HOW'D YOUR ZOOM CALL GO?

I SOLVED ZERO PROBLEMS AND MAY HAVE ENDANGERED A GERBIL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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