Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th March 2021

Dilbert//11652, first published five years ago on Wednesday 10th March 2021

Pandemic For 75 Years

Tags

cell phone, covid-19, health & safety, pandemic, science, scientist, numb, sarcasm

Official transcript

dilbert reading cell phone: scientists now say the pandemic will last seventy-five years.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SCIENTISTS NOW SAY THE PANDEMIC WILL LAST SEVENTY-FIVE YEARS.

YUP, IM NUMB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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