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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th March 2021

Dilbert//11655, first published five years ago on Saturday 13th March 2021

Disinfecting Keyboard


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, technology, fire, software, vendors, disinfect, keyboard, random, message, accident, mistake


Official transcript

dilbert: i fired all of our software vendors and erased my hard drive as you ordered.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I FIRED ALL OF OUR SOFTWARE VENDORS AND ERASED MY HARD DRIVE AS YOU ORDERED.

REALLY? I WAS DISINFECTING MY KEYBOARD, AND I MUST HAVE SENT YOU A RANDOM MESSAGE BY ACCIDENT.

OOPS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Disinfecting the Keyboard"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a woman, with the man stating that he fired all of their software vendors and erased his hard drive as he ordered. The woman responds by asking if he was disinfecting his keyboard, to which he replies that he must have sent her a random message by accident.

Key Points:

  • The man claims to have fired all software vendors and erased his hard drive.
  • The woman questions whether he was disinfecting his keyboard.
  • The man apologizes for sending a random message by accident.

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