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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th March 2021

Dilbert//11655, first published five years ago on Saturday 13th March 2021

Disinfecting Keyboard


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, technology, fire, software, vendors, disinfect, keyboard, random, message, accident, mistake


Official transcript

dilbert: i fired all of our software vendors and erased my hard drive as you ordered.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I FIRED ALL OF OUR SOFTWARE VENDORS AND ERASED MY HARD DRIVE AS YOU ORDERED.

REALLY? I WAS DISINFECTING MY KEYBOARD, AND I MUST HAVE SENT YOU A RANDOM MESSAGE BY ACCIDENT.

OOPS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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