Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th March 2021

Dilbert//11656, first published five years ago on Sunday 14th March 2021

Loud Using Zoom

Tags

business, technology, zoom, mortgage, loud, noise, calls, war, blackmail, surprise, laptop, imagine

Official transcript

dogbert: can you please stop talking so loudly on your zoom calls?!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING SO LOUDLY ON YOUR ZOOM CALLS? ?!!!

I'M SORRY, BUT I PAY THE MORTGAGE, AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS I WANT IN MY OWN HOUSE.

OH, WOW. DID YOU REALLY PLAY THE "MORTGAGE CARD" ON ME?

THIS IS WAR!

WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I DO IN THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR NEXT ZOOM CALL.

I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE SURPRISE, BUT THINK OF THE NUMBER-ONE WORST THING YOU CAN IMAGINE ME DOING.

ARE YOU PICTURING IT IN YOUR MIND?

IT'S BAD ISN'T IT?

NOW IMAGINE AT THE SAME TIME I ALSO START DOING THE SECOND-WORST THING YOU CAN IMAGINE.

NO000!!!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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