Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th March 2021

Dilbert//11667, first published five years ago on Thursday 25th March 2021

Yay, A Package

Tags

package, arrived, consumer, amazon, purchase, birthday, feel, forgetfulness, dish soap

Official transcript

Dilbert opening front door at home: yay! my package arrived! i buy one thing per day from amazon and then forget what i ordered, so it feels like my birthday every day.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YAY! MY PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED!

I BUY ONE THING PER DAY FROM AMAZON AND THEN FORGET WHAT I ORDERED, SO IT FEELS LIKE MY BIRTHDAY EVERY DAY.

I CANT WATCH THIS.

YES!

DISH SOAP!

HOW DID I KNOW I WANTED THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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