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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th March 2021

Dilbert//11668, first published five years ago on Friday 26th March 2021

Shelves Are Ugly


Tags

business, technology, video call, background, attractive, shelf, lawn mower, gym, human, decency, rude, laptop


Official transcript

Dilbert on video call.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU ON THE SHELF? CAN'T YOU MAKE YOUR BACKGROUND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

IF WE'RE BEING THAT WAY, WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR?

YOUR LAWN MOWER?

DID YOUR GYM GO OUT OF BUSINESS?

I ALREADY MISS OUR LAST SHRED OF HUMAN DECENCY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Gym Enigma"

Summary:

This comic strip follows Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, as he engages in a conversation with his coworker. The coworker, intrigued by Dilbert's unusual features, asks if his unusual appearance is intentional. Dilbert responds by inquiring about the coworker's physical fitness routine, specifically mentioning the use of a lawn mower. The coworker, taken aback, reveals that they have not been to the gym in some time, citing human decency as their reason for avoiding it. The exchange highlights the coworker's self-awareness and sense of humor, as well as Dilbert's curiosity and playfulness. The comic strip showcases the witty banter and clever wordplay that are characteristic of the "Dilbert" series.

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