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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th March 2021

Dilbert//11669, first published five years ago on Saturday 27th March 2021

Cut Pay For No Commute


Tags

business, technology, video call, commute, employment, wages, reduce, pocket, stealing, prison, innocent, laptop, coffee


Official transcript

dilbert and boss on video call.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE DECIDED TO REDUCE YOUR PAY BECAUSE YOU NO LONGER COMMUTE.

555 WHEN YOU POCKET THOSE SAVINGS, IT IS AS IF YOU ARE STEALING FROM THE COMPANY.

ACTUALLY, IT ISN T LIKE THAT AT ALL.

EVERYONE IN PRISON SAYS THEY'RE INNOCENT TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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