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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th March 2021

Dilbert//11671, first published five years ago on Monday 29th March 2021

Ceo Is Accused


Tags

business, complaint, managers & supervisors, subordinate, accuse, inappropriate, crime, hug, defense, legal


Official transcript

catbert: seventy-three subordinates are accusing you of inappropriate behavior.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SEVENTY-THREE SUBORDINATES ARE ACCUSING YOU OF INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR.

I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO "INAPPROPRIATE" ABOUT THREATENING TO RUIN A SUBORDINATE'S CAREER UNLESS I GET A HUG.

YOU KNOW THAT'S A CRIME, RIGHT?

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HANDLE MY OWN DEFENSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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