Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th March 2021

Dilbert//11672, first published five years ago on Tuesday 30th March 2021

Dogbert Crisis Consultant

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, subordinates, allegations, crisis, consultant, statement, lying, dumb, believe, public, legal, defense

Official transcript

dogbert: my job as a crisis consultant is to help you respond to the allegations from seventy-three of your past and present subordinates. i'll issue a statement from you saying everyone of them is lying.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY JOB AS A CRISIS CONSULTANT IS TO HELP YOU RESPOND TO THE ALLEGATIONS FROM SEVENTY-THREE OF YOUR PAST AND PRESENT SUBORDINATES.

I'LL ISSUE A STATEMENT FROM YOU SAYING EVERY ONE OF THEM IS LYING.

WHO WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT?

I CALL THEM "THE PUBLIC."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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