Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd April 2021

Dilbert//11676, first published five years ago on Saturday 3rd April 2021

Only One Thing Ceo Can Do

Tags

business ethics, business, press, subordinates, inapproriate, behavior, quit, murder, correct

Official transcript

ceo: the press is all over me because seventy-three subordinates accused me of inappropriate behavior. there's only one thing i can do.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE PRESS IS ALL OVER ME BECAUSE SEVENTY-THREE SUBORDINATES ACCUSED ME OF INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR.

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO.

QUIT.

NOW I KNOW WHO TO MURDER TO DIVERT THE PRESS.

AM I RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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