Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd April 2021
Dilbert//11676, first published five years ago on Saturday 3rd April 2021
Only One Thing Ceo Can Do
Tags
business ethics, business, press, subordinates, inapproriate, behavior, quit, murder, correct
Official transcript
ceo: the press is all over me because seventy-three subordinates accused me of inappropriate behavior. there's only one thing i can do.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THE PRESS IS ALL OVER ME BECAUSE SEVENTY-THREE SUBORDINATES ACCUSED ME OF INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO.
QUIT.
NOW I KNOW WHO TO MURDER TO DIVERT THE PRESS.
AM I RIGHT?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Press is All Over Me"
Summary:
- The comic strip depicts a man being accused of inappropriate behavior by three subordinates.
- He responds by quitting, citing the need to avoid being diverted by the press.
- The man is now aware of who is responsible for diverting the press's attention.
- He asks, "Am I right?" implying that he knows the identity of the person behind the diversion.
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