Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd April 2021

Dilbert//11675, first published five years ago on Friday 2nd April 2021

Dogbert Makes A Deal

Tags

business, business ethics, managers & supervisors, subordinates, behavior, accusation, press, douse, gasoline, fire, deal, fairness, negotiators

Official transcript

dogbert: i made a deal with all of the subordinates who accused you of inappropriate behavior. they will stop talking to the press if you agree to let them douse you with gasoline and set you on fire.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MADE A DEAL WITH ALL OF THE SUBORDINATES WHO ACCUSED YOU OF INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR.

THEY WILL STOP TALKING TO THE PRESS IF YOU AGREE TO LET THEM DOUSE YOU WITH GASOLINE AND SET YOU ON FIRE.

THAT'S THE BEST DEAL YOU COULD GET ME?

IN ALL FAIRNESS, THEY ARE GREAT NEGOTIATORS, AND I DONT LIKE YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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