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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th April 2021

Dilbert//11691, first published five years ago on Sunday 18th April 2021

Online Therapy


Tags

business, psychiatry, technology, online, therapy, video therapy, social, isolation, awkward, bored, people, hate, pretend, hand washing, carrier, deadly, pathogen, normal


Official transcript

dilbert on video call.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

BILLING FOR YOUR VIDEO THERAPY SESSION BEGINS NOW.

I'M WORRIED THAT ALL OF MY RECENT SOCIAL ISOLATION HAS CHANGED ME.

HOW SO?

WELL, A YEAR AGO, I FELT AWKWARD AND BORED AROUND PEOPLE, AND THAT WAS BAD ENOUGH.

NOW I HATE THEM SO MUCH THAT I ONLY PRETEND TO WASH MY HANDS.

I GUESS IM SECRETLY HOPING I'M A CARRIER FOR A DEADLY PATHOGEN OF SOME TYPE.

AM I NORMAL?

I SURE HOPE SO BECAUSE I DO THE SAME THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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