Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th April 2021

Dilbert//11692, first published five years ago on Monday 19th April 2021

Boss Loves Dilbert

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, boss, video call, love, wife, camera, relationship

Official transcript

dilbert at home in recliner on video call with boss.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOVE YOU.

YOU DO?

NO, NOT YOU.

I WAS TALKING TO MY WIFE, WHO IS OFF CAMERA.

NO ONE LOVES YOU.

THIS WAS MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "My Longest Relationship - Ship".

This comic strip is a humorous take on the concept of a long-term relationship. The main character, Dilbert, is sitting in his bed with a laptop in front of him. He is talking to his wife, who is off-camera, and says "No, not you. I was talking to my wife, who is off camera." This suggests that Dilbert's wife is not present in the room with him, and he is instead communicating with her remotely.

Dilbert then says "No one loves you. This was my longest relationship - ship." This line is a play on words, as "ship" sounds similar to "ship" (as in, a romantic relationship). However, it also references the fact that Dilbert's wife is not physically present with him, implying that their relationship is not as intimate or close as he would like it to be.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of maintaining a long-term relationship in the modern age, where technology can sometimes create distance between partners. It also highlights the importance of communication and intimacy in any relationship.

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