Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th April 2021

Dilbert//11692, first published five years ago on Monday 19th April 2021

Boss Loves Dilbert

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, boss, video call, love, wife, camera, relationship

Official transcript

dilbert at home in recliner on video call with boss.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOVE YOU.

YOU DO?

NO, NOT YOU.

I WAS TALKING TO MY WIFE, WHO IS OFF CAMERA.

NO ONE LOVES YOU.

THIS WAS MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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