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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd April 2021

Dilbert//11695, first published five years ago on Thursday 22nd April 2021

Keyboard Conscience


Tags

business, technology, keyboard, conscience, human, hello, reconsideration, mean, email, working remotely, work, remote, empathy, monster, feelings, jerk, send


Official transcript

conscience voice coming from dilbert's keyboard.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HELLO, HUMAN. I'M YOUR KEYBOARD'S CONSCIENCE. YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER SENDING SUCH A MEAN EMAIL.

WORKING REMOTELY HAS CAUSED YOU TO DEVOLVE INTO AN EMPATHY-FREE MONSTER WHO CARES NOTHING FOR THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS.

SEND NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING A JERK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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