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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st April 2021

Dilbert//11694, first published five years ago on Wednesday 21st April 2021

Wally Takes A Sick Day


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, technology, video call, laptop, sick day, work, unwell, sick, work from home, coffee, lazy


Official transcript

boss and wally on video call.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M NOT FEELING WELL, SO IM GOING TO TAKE THE DAY OFF FROM WORK.

YOU WORK AT HOME.

AND YOULL BE JUST AS SICK WHETHER YOU WORK OR NOT, SO WHY NOT WORK?

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT ME, BUT I DON'T LIKE WORKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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