Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th April 2021

Dilbert//11701, first published five years ago on Wednesday 28th April 2021

Instead Of Handshakes

Tags

business, technology, handshake, substitute, read, vote, suggestions, obscene

Official transcript

boss in meeting with dilbert and wally.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT WE SHOULD DO INSTEAD OF SHAKING HANDS.

I'D LIKE TO READ A FEW, AND WE CAN TAKE A VOTE.

WELL, IT SEEMS THAT ALL OF YOUR SUGGESTIONS ARE OBSCENE.

I VOTE YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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