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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th April 2021

Dilbert//11702, first published five years ago on Thursday 29th April 2021

Shaking Hands


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, invent, alternative, handshake, high-five, month, coffee


Official transcript

boss: i've invented an alternative to shaking hands. you raise one hand up like the start of a high-five and stop. what do you think?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE INVENTED AN ALTERNATIVE TO SHAKING HANDS.

YOU RAISE ONE HAND UP LIKE THE START OF A HIGH- FIVE AND STOP.

WHAT WHY DON'T DO YOU YOU TRY IT THINK?

FOR A MONTH AND TELL ME HOW IT GOES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The High-Five Alternative"

Summary:

  • A coworker invents an alternative to shaking hands.
  • The alternative is to raise one hand up like the start of a high-five and stop.
  • The coworker is unsure how the alternative works and tries it for a month.
  • The coworker is still unsure how it works and asks the inventor for clarification.

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