Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st May 2021

Dilbert//11704, first published five years ago on Saturday 1st May 2021

Must Register To Date

Tags

business, love & dating, managers & supervisors, company policy, human resources, new, dating, register, link, details, laptop

Official transcript

boss on video call.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW POLICY IS THAT EMPLOYEES CANNOT DATE EACH OTHER UNLESS THEY REGISTER WITH HUMAN RESOURCES.

THIS WON'T HAVE MUCH IMPACT ON MY DEPARTMENT BECAUSE MOST OF YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNDATABLE.

OUCH.

THERE'S A LINK FOR DETAILS, BUT YOU WON'T NEED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Undatable"

Summary:

• A new company policy states that employees cannot date each other unless they register with human resources.
• The protagonist is annoyed by the policy, claiming it won't have much impact on his department because most of his coworkers are "completely undatable."
• He expresses frustration with the policy, stating that there's a link for details but he won't need it.

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