Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd May 2021

Dilbert//11705, first published five years ago on Sunday 2nd May 2021

Remote Workers Do Not Mate

Tags

appearance, dating, love & dating, walking, outdoors, dating app, woman, app, reproduction, inner qualities, goodbye, genes

Official transcript

dilbert and dogbert walking outside.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY SAY MOST PEOPLE MEET THEIR FUTURE MATES AT WORK.

NOW THAT YOU ARE WORKING FROM HOME, YOUR ODDS OF MATING JUST TURNED NEGATIVE.

YOU COULD TRY USING A DATING APP TO FIND A WOMAN, BUT THEN YOU'D NEED TO RELY ON YOUR LOOKS.

OBVIOUSLY THAT'S A DEAD END.

YOUR BEST CHANCE OF REPRODUCTION HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO WEAR DOWN A COWORKER OVER SEVERAL YEARS.

WOMEN NEED TIME TO GET OVER YOUR APPEARANCE, AND TO APPRECIATE YOUR INNER QUALITIES WE SHOULD HAVE A GOODBYE PARTY FOR YOUR GENES.

MAYBE NEXT TIME WE COULD WALK AND NOT TALK.

MAYBE,

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Dating App Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in a newspaper, revolves around the character Dilbert's struggles with online dating. The story unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert shares his frustrations with his coworkers about the challenges of meeting potential partners through dating apps.
• He expresses his disappointment in the lack of meaningful connections and the prevalence of superficial profiles.
• Dilbert's coworkers offer words of encouragement, suggesting that he should focus on finding someone who shares his interests and values.
• The strip concludes with Dilbert reflecting on the importance of being true to oneself and not settling for someone who doesn't align with his personality.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip highlights the difficulties of online dating and the importance of authenticity in relationships.
• It encourages readers to prioritize finding someone who shares their values and interests.
• The strip also touches on the theme of self-acceptance and the need to be true to oneself in the pursuit of love.

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