Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd May 2021

Dilbert//11705, first published five years ago on Sunday 2nd May 2021

Remote Workers Do Not Mate

Tags

appearance, dating, love & dating, walking, outdoors, dating app, woman, app, reproduction, inner qualities, goodbye, genes

Official transcript

dilbert and dogbert walking outside.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY SAY MOST PEOPLE MEET THEIR FUTURE MATES AT WORK.

NOW THAT YOU ARE WORKING FROM HOME, YOUR ODDS OF MATING JUST TURNED NEGATIVE.

YOU COULD TRY USING A DATING APP TO FIND A WOMAN, BUT THEN YOU'D NEED TO RELY ON YOUR LOOKS.

OBVIOUSLY THAT'S A DEAD END.

YOUR BEST CHANCE OF REPRODUCTION HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO WEAR DOWN A COWORKER OVER SEVERAL YEARS.

WOMEN NEED TIME TO GET OVER YOUR APPEARANCE, AND TO APPRECIATE YOUR INNER QUALITIES WE SHOULD HAVE A GOODBYE PARTY FOR YOUR GENES.

MAYBE NEXT TIME WE COULD WALK AND NOT TALK.

MAYBE,

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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