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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd May 2021

Dilbert//11706, first published five years ago on Monday 3rd May 2021

Gets A Nemesis


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, files, nemesis, assigned, prevent, successful, job, loptop


Official transcript

dilbert and boss on video call.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CHECKED MY FILES, AND I SEE NO NEMESIS HAS BEEN ASSIGNED TO YOU WHY DO I NEED A NEMESIS?

IT PREVENTS YOU FROM BEING SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH TO TAKE MY JOB.

OKAY, THAT MAKES SENSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Nemesis"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character who is tasked with checking his files. However, he is surprised to find no nemesis assigned to him. He inquires about the reason behind this, only to be told that it prevents him from being successful enough to take on his job. The conversation concludes with Dilbert responding, "Okay, that makes sense."

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