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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd May 2021

Dilbert//11706, first published five years ago on Monday 3rd May 2021

Gets A Nemesis


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, files, nemesis, assigned, prevent, successful, job, loptop


Official transcript

dilbert and boss on video call.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CHECKED MY FILES, AND I SEE NO NEMESIS HAS BEEN ASSIGNED TO YOU WHY DO I NEED A NEMESIS?

IT PREVENTS YOU FROM BEING SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH TO TAKE MY JOB.

OKAY, THAT MAKES SENSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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