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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th May 2021

Dilbert//11714, first published five years ago on Tuesday 11th May 2021

Bigoted Against Elbonian Men


Tags

business, marriage, office workers, elbonia, report, bigot, irrelevant, innocence, prove, sale, flower


Official transcript

catbert: i'm getting reports that you are bigoted against elbonian men.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM GETTING REPORTS THAT YOU ARE BIGOTED AGAINST ELBONIAN MEN IM NOT.

THAT IS IRRELEVANT.

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE.

YES, I'LL MARRY YOU.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A TOUGHER SALE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Elbonian Bigotry"

Summary:

  • A Dilbert comic strip originally published in 2001
  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a red cat-like character, and his coworker, a purple creature
  • Dilbert is being asked to prove his innocence against Elbonian men, whom he is accused of bigoting
  • Dilbert refuses to do so, citing the irrelevance of the request
  • He then proposes to his coworker, who accepts
  • The punchline is that the proposal is a "tougher sale" than the accusation of bigotry

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