Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th May 2021

Dilbert//11719, first published five years ago on Sunday 16th May 2021

Wally Works At Home Unsafely

Tags

business, technology, warning, unsafe, workplace, work at home, remote, live, judging, personality, toxic, dump, lazy, clean, lucky, guess, neighbors, curtains, laptop

Official transcript

wally on video call with catbert:

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM ISSUING YOU A WARNING FOR YOUR UNSAFE WORKPLACE.

I WORK AT HOME.

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN WHERE I LIVE.

I'M JUDGING BY YOUR PERSONALITY.

YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO CLEAN ANYTHING UP, SO BY NOW IT'S A TOXIC DUMP.

THAT'S A LUCKY GUESS.

AND YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO CLOSE YOUR CURTAINS, SO BY NOW YOUR NEIGHBORS WANT TO MURDER YOU.

THAT'S TWO LUCKY GUESSES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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