Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th May 2021

Dilbert//11718, first published five years ago on Saturday 15th May 2021

Universe Preparing Problems

Tags

business, universe, preparing, problems, anger, laptop, hate

Official transcript

dilbert thinking in from of laptop: uh-oh. i don't seem to have any actual problems today. the universe hates it when i have no problems. it must be preparing a big one.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UH-OH. I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY ACTUAL PROBLEMS TODAY.

THE UNIVERSE HATES IT WHEN I HAVE NO PROBLEMS. IT MUST BE PREPARING A BIG ONE.

WHAT'S IT GONNA BE THIS TIME, UNIVERSE?! I'LL COME BACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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