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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st May 2021

Dilbert//11724, first published five years ago on Friday 21st May 2021

C Level Sacrifice


Tags

business, political issues, stock market, technology, brand, board, fire, politics, ruin, human, sacrifice, chief technology officer, performance, employment


Official transcript

catbert: the board wants to fire you for speaking out about politics and ruining our brand.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE BOARD WANTS TO FIRE YOU FOR SPEAKING OUT ABOUT POLITICS AND RUINING OUR BRAND.

ASK IF THEYLL ACCEPT A C-LEVEL HUMAN SACRIFICE INSTEAD.

THEY SAID YES.

NOW FIRE MY CTO AND TELL HIM IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIS PERFORMANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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