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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st May 2021

Dilbert//11724, first published five years ago on Friday 21st May 2021

C Level Sacrifice


Tags

business, political issues, stock market, technology, brand, board, fire, politics, ruin, human, sacrifice, chief technology officer, performance, employment


Official transcript

catbert: the board wants to fire you for speaking out about politics and ruining our brand.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE BOARD WANTS TO FIRE YOU FOR SPEAKING OUT ABOUT POLITICS AND RUINING OUR BRAND.

ASK IF THEYLL ACCEPT A C-LEVEL HUMAN SACRIFICE INSTEAD.

THEY SAID YES.

NOW FIRE MY CTO AND TELL HIM IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIS PERFORMANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "A C-Level Human Sacrifice"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a red, cat-like creature and a human in a suit. The creature is being fired for speaking out about politics and ruining the brand. However, when asked if they'll accept a C-level human sacrifice instead, they respond with a "yes" and reveal that they are actually the Chief Technology Officer (CTO). The CTO then fires the human, stating that it's something about their performance.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip satirizes the corporate world and the idea of sacrificing humans for the sake of politics.
  • The use of a cat-like creature as the CTO adds a touch of absurdity to the situation.
  • The punchline about the CTO firing the human for their performance is a clever twist on the typical corporate firing scenario.

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