Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd May 2021

Dilbert//11725, first published five years ago on Saturday 22nd May 2021

Forty Minutes Late

Tags

business, jerk, late, minutes, punish, sarcasm, technology, waiting, cell phone

Official transcript

voice from Dilbert's cell phone: i'll be forty minutes late.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ILL BE FORTY MINUTES LATE.

I JUST WASTED TWENTY MINUTES WAITING! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME AS SOON AS YOU KNEW?

BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD BE A JERK ABOUT IT, SO I PUNISHED YOU .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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